Vintage Pornobilly

by Grayson Klauber

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    Pornobilly hits from Mountain Sprout Original founder, songwriter, banjo player and lead singer .This song collection is a funny, raunchy, irreverent, crude, and Truthful trip back to the craphole bars from hell where Mountain Sprout was spawned

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The Original Mountain Sprout was formed by me, Grayson Klauber in the streets of New Orleans in 2004. The first version of pornobilly was released in 2005 by Grayson Klauber, Melissa Carper and Coydog. I have been playing these songs in the sh*ttiest, craphole , f*cktard bars from hell for 20 years now and people still want to hear them! They keep asking for these songs and buying my drinks and taking my bull sh*t so i keep on playing them.
I quit playing these dirty ditties for awhile and dabbled in the deep & meaningful poetic sh*t, but that bored my nut sack right about clean off so I went back to singing what I know best, getting drunk and getting laid .
These songs are Vintage stories of my years spent playing in the slums and bars and streets of New Orleans . I have moved to Arkansas now and became a country f*ck, and the Mountain Sprout band has changed a bit over the years, but these raunchy, funny, true, songs remain as great now as they did when i was drunk in the strip bars writing them and singing them and waiting for the strippers to get off work. I hope you like this little collection of Vintage Pornobilly, thanks for buying it and supporting my habits...see ya out there in the moon beams. Grayson Klauber - the original Mountain Sprout

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released October 13, 2014

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Track Name: Waiting For The Strippers
If the bars ever closed we could all go home
we could all pair up and slip away
but everyone here is doin cocaine
and we all have too much to say
there aint no closing time in this city
and no one here ever gets any kitty
we all just grind are teeth and wait for something better to come along

just waiting for the strippers to get off work
everyone thinks that I'm a jerk
i never know when I'll make it home
til i run outta money,start feelin funny or i aint goin home alone

rumplemintz tastes like mouthwash not too bad at 8am
the bartender sets up another round and I pay her again
and she's got a name but I can't remember
cause I'm out on a big fat bender
she says if the cops ask where you been
I aint your bartender
Track Name: Virgins
Virgins
don't be so goddamn stingy
get out there and use that thing
don't save it til you're married
the earth aint gonna shake on your wedding night
the angels aint gonna sing
when you finally use that thing
you gotta get a little practice in
if you're gonna get it right

And no one wants a virgin anymore
virgins don't know
how to fuck
virgins are a bore

Virgins
Hoarding that thing like a miser
saving it up
like it's something special
thinkin it's worth more than it's worth
today might be the day on this earth
the people are gonna say
aint that a shame
saved their candy all their life
never even got a taste

And no one wants a virgin anymore
virgins don't know
how to fuck
virgins are a bore
Track Name: 57 Chevy
57 Chevy tank full of gas
mouth full of pussy
hand full of ass

My sweet wife never had a bra on
hardest nipples that you ever seen
and I'd suck them thru her t shirt while i plugged her
she'd put out just like a coke machine
and we'd watch porno movies on the TV
fuck all day and we never worked
the neighbors be all high on speed watching from the kitchen window
sometimes they'd drop by
and he'd trade his wife for mine
I had a 57 Chevy in the back yard
we'd all get in and fill it up with gas
his wife would suck me off in the front seat
my wife would fuck him in the back

57 Chevy tank full of gas
mouth full of pussy
hand full of ass